Corrupt a Wish

[M.T. Zack]

Rules:
Grant The wish Above you.
You Must Corrupt it.
You Then Make a Wish.
No double Posts.


Example:
I wish To Win "The Game"

Granted, You Win, but in typing that you also lost the game
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or
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I wish to be Rich

Granted, but you are rich in flavour and are eaten.



I'll Start:

I wish to be Head Admin :D

[Guest]

Granted, but I quit; therefore the site dies and shrivels up into nothing.

I wish for you to get admin permission to make a posting game next time.

[Kenji]

Granted, but there isn't a rule that says he needs admin permission to post in the free area, so that makes you look silly.

I wish for nothing...HA

[Shiz]

Granted but a dog craps on your shoe making you stinky and getting something <.<

I wish for a pie :3

[Kenji]

Granted, but it's a cow pie :D

I wish for more wishes

[Lunix]

Granted, and you got your self a Death Wish

I wish for a happy life.

[Ross!]

Granted, but you die the next day

I wish for a longer life than Lunix

[Guest]

Granted, but you fall down the stairs and get stuck in the hospital for the rest of your long, long, horribly painful life, as a vegetable.

I wish for Kenji to confess his love for me. <3

[Matt5566]

Granted, but then Crust does the same and they have a giant fight that ends in the destruction of the world.

I wish to be as manly as Kamina.

[skully]

Granted, but sence I don't know who Kamina is the granting gos horribly wrong and you explode.

I wish for an Oshawott egg TT_TT

[Matt5566]

Granted, but it comes in scrambled form.

I wish for Skully to learn who Kamina is.

[skully]

Granted, but i'll forget.

I wish for it to rain skittles.

[Guest]

Granted, but you drown while tasting the rainbow. D:

I wish Shiz was on. o~o

[Matt5566]

Granted, but she's in a bad mood and bans everyone.

I wish to not get in trouble for saying that.

[Guest]

Granted, but I still torment you and prove that that wouldn't happen. |D

I wish another mod was on so I could roleplay. D':

[Guest]

Granted, BUT YOU GOT OFF ALREADY YOU UGLY OLD HAG.

I wish for Tyranitar's dick to be bigger... For purely breeding purposes. xDDD

[Lunix]

Granted, but it turned out to be a Ditto that transformed over your Tyranitar's dick D= Shame!

I wish for...Um...Hmm...I wish the gym leaders were stronger?

[Guest]

Granted, but Tyranitar still ended up raping them with his ditto-dick.

I wish for you to sm (non existent) d.

[Lunix]

Granted, but Kenji sucked it D= Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


I wish i didnt have to mow the lawn...

[Kenji]

Granted, but instead the lawnmower mowed you, OUCH!

I wish I had a unicorn :3 that spit fire but couldn't hurt me or die or anything bad could ever happen to it.

[Lunix]

Granted, but instead gave you a Unicron, the worlds biggest Transformer. :D
[It's a transformer size of a planet]

I wish my chickens laid more eggs D=< They lay only 3 a day!

[Kei Osideken]

Granted but they all hatch! You now have thousands of little chicks running everywhere! Pooping...

I wish for the stitches in my finger to be gone D=

[Guest]

Granted, but then your wound is open and gets all infected and gross enough to where it has to be amputated.

I wish I could wake up...D:

[Kei Osideken]

Granted, but you wake up into a dream, then again into a dream and again into a dream, etc etc.

I wish that I didn't have to work tomorrow D=

[Guest]

Granted, you don't get to work tomorrow, but you get to work everyday after that for a penny per hour.

I wish I could eat a monkey without any problems/diseases.

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