Corrupt a Wish

[M.T. Zack]

First topic message reminder :

Rules:
Grant The wish Above you.
You Must Corrupt it.
You Then Make a Wish.
No double Posts.


Example:
I wish To Win "The Game"

Granted, You Win, but in typing that you also lost the game
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or
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I wish to be Rich

Granted, but you are rich in flavour and are eaten.



I'll Start:

I wish to be Head Admin :D

[Shiz]

Granted, but it overheats instead. :)

I wish for more forum activity. x.x

[Love]

Granted but then the site becomes to popular so it starts a terrorist group and then the government shuts it down.

I wish for a 3DS

[Shiz]

Granted, but it was mine and you stole it... And you made me cry. T_T

I wish for money money money~

[Kei Osideken]

Granted, But it's Monopoly Money! Dx

I wish this snow would go away!

[Asuka]

Granted but then it snows again.

I wish that I was fluent in at least five languages. :u

[skully]

Granted, but they are all old forgotten tribe languages of Africa and the Native Americans and no body else knows them, plus you forget english.

I wish for a flying Tepig. So when some ones like "PFFT! WHEN STRANGELY COLORED FIRE PIGS WITH RED RUBBERS BALLS ON THERE TAILS FLY, THAT WILL HAPPEN!!!" and I can be lawk "CHACK DIS OUT BIAWTCH!!!!!!!!!"

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